I don’t even…

I don’t even…

Lisa is a champ.

Lisa is a champ.

Uhhhhmm. She got kaw-hands and giant boobs.

Uhhhhmm. She got kaw-hands and giant boobs.

You should always try to be original in your first message to a girl.

You should always try to be original in your first message to a girl.

You can tell her parents were hippies.

You can tell her parents were hippies.

The weird Tinder name trend continues.

The weird Tinder name trend continues.

If you don’t know what to say, just say “hieeeeeeeee!”

If you don’t know what to say, just say “hieeeeeeeee!”

Her name is Kar-Woon and she looks like a cartoon.

Her name is Kar-Woon and she looks like a cartoon.

I’d love to spend Adayna with her. A night, too.

I’d love to spend Adayna with her. A night, too.

I told you this is how you pick up the dental hygienists…

I told you this is how you pick up the dental hygienists…